5 Haikus about Elliot Stabler

5 Haikus about Elliot Stabler. By Caragh of Whydoihaveblog  Also, you can learn more about her unhealthy and hilarious obsession with Chris Meloni here.

Why are you so mad?
Is it because of your ways;
Irish-Catholic?

Elliot Stabler,
Savior of kids and women,
Why are you leaving?!

I once saw you take
A perp out with your bare hands.
I was so turned on.

You are the reason
I have seen endless amounts
Of women get raped.

The way your neck vein
bulges out just so, and the
way your brow furrows.