"H" is for "Hal 9000" from 2001: A Space Odyssey. This is my entry in the AlphaBots challenge.
While the 1968 film was a little before my time, I remember watching it on TV with my parents when I was far too young to have any framework to understand it, and it completely wigged me out. The visuals, the monkeys, the voice of calm authority that just wants to kill you. Good times.
In my version, I imagine Dave gets a bit drunk and just longs for the midnight fast food run. And Hal, with his infinite patience has to rebuff his advances.